I'm not a wealthy earl or lord,<br />
neither am I a scamster<br />
My love, this is all I could afford<br />
I'm just a besotted hamster!

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Tis true.

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You get my vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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perfecto!

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Bravo. Well said.

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Men will do anything to make up with their wives,won't they?

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LOL...How true!

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Im sorry I cheated on you with another hamster. She was a vixen!

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She was another hamster,and you are a dirtbag.

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Awww so not what i thought dude... When you said you had some weed.....

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This bud's for you.

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"How sweet it is...when we meet in the middle."

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Sorry, I left the chocolates on the bus.

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Don't let mice pass you by without stopping to smell the flowers. =]

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"So it's a date; join me at the WHEEL for Dinner?"

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Right after this photo was taken, they were both scooped up by a bird and eaten. Oh how tender love is.

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I said ROSES were my favorite!

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Daisy, daisy, gimmi your answer soon... Look, I can only offer you a flower for now... But, one day, I'll have enough nuts to last you the rest of your life.

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I brought you a flower.

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Not picked flowers need bees to reproduce. (Not rodents!)

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Oh go on, It's more fun than an exercise wheel, I promise !!!!!

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Ned takes aim with his loaded rifle

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Oh, Honey, dinner smells delicious!

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"im sorry i was out all night drinking with the boys but to make it up to u i did bring u back this flower"

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"What does this smell like"?

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Hurry! before the cat eats me.

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