I'm not a wealthy earl or lord,<br />
neither am I a scamster<br />
My love, this is all I could afford<br />
I'm just a besotted hamster!
You get my vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo. Well said.
Men will do anything to make up with their wives,won't they?
Im sorry I cheated on you with another hamster. She was a vixen!
She was another hamster,and you are a dirtbag.
Awww so not what i thought dude... When you said you had some weed.....
This bud's for you.
"How sweet it is...when we meet in the middle."
Sorry, I left the chocolates on the bus.
Don't let mice pass you by without stopping to smell the flowers. =]
"So it's a date; join me at the WHEEL for Dinner?"
Right after this photo was taken, they were both scooped up by a bird and eaten. Oh how tender love is.
I said ROSES were my favorite!
Daisy, daisy, gimmi your answer soon... Look, I can only offer you a flower for now... But, one day, I'll have enough nuts to last you the rest of your life.
I brought you a flower.
Not picked flowers need bees to reproduce. (Not rodents!)
Oh go on, It's more fun than an exercise wheel, I promise !!!!!
Ned takes aim with his loaded rifle
Oh, Honey, dinner smells delicious!
"im sorry i was out all night drinking with the boys but to make it up to u i did bring u back this flower"
"What does this smell like"?
Hurry! before the cat eats me.