my date is fcuking late and there is not a single handsome guy around! :P
just look around the corner.
I can't find my teddy, My mom yelled at me for writing on the wall, billy kissed sally at school today and to top it all off I gotta eat this sucky pizza...
no worries...one day oppurtunity will knock the door.
yum...yum..yum...I want to
outgrow my mom"
Nobody show up to her birthday party
Ho Hum. Every time we go out it is the same thing. They feed me a piece of bread, order the chicken fingers and mac and cheese for me. I want a salad, baked potato loaded and a steak medium rare.
I said i wanted a Pony, not Pizza!
Dam it lonely again...waiter I need more pizza!
I am the youngest PhD at Harvard, ever, and for that, all I got was a pizza !!!!
Rosanne Barr got a very early start.
Very good. Love it.
It does look like Rosanne Barr: The Early Years.
I don't care WHAT she says, this is definitely not Digiorno.
should I really have invested in Facebook?
Chuck E Cheeses aint what it used to be.
is this all i get
"Chuckie Cheese was more interesting; here, even this cheese pizza is boring."
This doesn't taste like chicken.
I don't think our people understand the concept of Chuck E. Cheese.
HOW COME I HAVE TO EAT, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING?
Cheap date! He promised me champagne and oysters! ...
One would think since I purchased this pizza I could sit in a booth instead of this baby high chair.
I lost my puppy