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my date is fcuking late and there is not a single handsome guy around! :P

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just look around the corner.

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I can't find my teddy, My mom yelled at me for writing on the wall, billy kissed sally at school today and to top it all off I gotta eat this sucky pizza...

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no worries...one day oppurtunity will knock the door.

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"yum..yum...yummy...pizza.<br />
Gimme more...pizzaaaa....<br />
yum...yum..yum...I want to <br />
outgrow my mom"

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Nobody show up to her birthday party

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Ho Hum. Every time we go out it is the same thing. They feed me a piece of bread, order the chicken fingers and mac and cheese for me. I want a salad, baked potato loaded and a steak medium rare.

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I said i wanted a Pony, not Pizza!

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Dam it lonely again...waiter I need more pizza!

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Nice lol

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I am the youngest PhD at Harvard, ever, and for that, all I got was a pizza !!!!

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Rosanne Barr got a very early start.

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Very good. Love it.
It does look like Rosanne Barr: The Early Years.

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I don't care WHAT she says, this is definitely not Digiorno.

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should I really have invested in Facebook?

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Chuck E Cheeses aint what it used to be.

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is this all i get

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"Chuckie Cheese was more interesting; here, even this cheese pizza is boring."

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This doesn't taste like chicken.

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I don't think our people understand the concept of Chuck E. Cheese.

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HOW COME I HAVE TO EAT, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING?

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Cheap date! He promised me champagne and oysters! ...

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One would think since I purchased this pizza I could sit in a booth instead of this baby high chair.

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I lost my puppy

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