my date is fcuking late and there is not a single handsome guy around! :P
just look around the corner.
I can't find my teddy, My mom yelled at me for writing on the wall, billy kissed sally at school today and to top it all off I gotta eat this sucky pizza...
no worries...one day oppurtunity will knock the door.
Gimme more...pizzaaaa....<br />
yum...yum..yum...I want to <br />
outgrow my mom"
Nobody show up to her birthday party
Ho Hum. Every time we go out it is the same thing. They feed me a piece of bread, order the chicken fingers and mac and cheese for me. I want a salad, baked potato loaded and a steak medium rare.
I said i wanted a Pony, not Pizza!
Dam it lonely again...waiter I need more pizza!
I am the youngest PhD at Harvard, ever, and for that, all I got was a pizza !!!!
Rosanne Barr got a very early start.
Very good. Love it.
It does look like Rosanne Barr: The Early Years.
I don't care WHAT she says, this is definitely not Digiorno.
should I really have invested in Facebook?
Chuck E Cheeses aint what it used to be.
is this all i get
"Chuckie Cheese was more interesting; here, even this cheese pizza is boring."
This doesn't taste like chicken.
I don't think our people understand the concept of Chuck E. Cheese.
HOW COME I HAVE TO EAT, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS PLAYING?
Cheap date! He promised me champagne and oysters! ...
One would think since I purchased this pizza I could sit in a booth instead of this baby high chair.
I lost my puppy