"Most girls rock the duckface. This is my badgerface!"
I'm squeezin one out
I wish I'd lifted my dress a bit higher ........before the anal sex started.
that cork that I shoved up my bottom was a lot easier to get in, than it is to get out !
The face of teenager birth
God that curry was hot lastnight.
...and even hotter this morning.
Ewwwww, you came in my eye!
Morning coffee kicking in
say cheese!!!wait i'm not ready!!!
Incognito in Tokyo
4 out of 5 people suffer from the runs. However I personally enjoy it greatly :-)
Urrrg! Damn I need some laxitives!
That turd just didn't want to come out and I really had to grunt and groan.
switch it off now if you wanna see me turn on
That's the LAST time I eat one of those Burritos!
I'm Dave Mustaine!
Who said but beads are fun? These things f#$*ing hurt!!!!
you smell like doodoo.
"See? this is the best way to whiten teeth...CLENCH!"