"Most girls rock the duckface. This is my badgerface!"
I'm squeezin one out
I wish I'd lifted my dress a bit higher ........before the anal sex started.
that cork that I shoved up my bottom was a lot easier to get in, than it is to get out !
The face of teenager birth
God that curry was hot lastnight.
Ewwwww, you came in my eye!
Morning coffee kicking in
say cheese!!!wait i'm not ready!!!
Incognito in Tokyo
4 out of 5 people suffer from the runs. However I personally enjoy it greatly :-)
Urrrg! Damn I need some laxitives!
That turd just didn't want to come out and I really had to grunt and groan.
switch it off now if you wanna see me turn on
That's the LAST time I eat one of those Burritos!
I'm Dave Mustaine!
you smell like doodoo.
"See? this is the best way to whiten teeth...CLENCH!"
Watch out, she bites.