"Most girls rock the duckface. This is my badgerface!"

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I'm squeezin one out

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that cork that I shoved up my bottom was a lot easier to get in, than it is to get out !

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GIRL FART...

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The face of teenager birth

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Ewwwww, you came in my eye!

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Morning coffee kicking in

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say cheese!!!wait i'm not ready!!!

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Incognito in Tokyo

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4 out of 5 people suffer from the runs. However I personally enjoy it greatly :-)

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Urrrg! Damn I need some laxitives!

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That turd just didn't want to come out and I really had to grunt and groan.

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switch it off now if you wanna see me turn on

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That's the LAST time I eat one of those Burritos!

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I'm Dave Mustaine!

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"See? this is the best way to whiten teeth...CLENCH!"

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Watch out, she bites.

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That isn't my *****!!!

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Good God- I hate anal!!

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Grin and bear it, it'll be out soon

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