Welcome to Giraffic Park.

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If this is the ark daddy wheres the other giraffe?<br />
Honey its a religion park just be happy theres A giraffe.

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" I know that you both wanted a pony, but this one was on sale."

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Giraffe: "This isn't the kind of bareback I had in mind!"

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i don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys r us kid!!!

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Make sure Dracula doesn't see the giraffe !

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Now ride straight ahead, dear, stay out of the giraffic jams, and don't be a pain in the neck by going into the movie theater !

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Why is that bald man wearing womens capri pants?

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Hope this isnt the biggest thing I'll ever have between my legs.......LOL

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Couple on right: Ned Kelly and his twin sister, age 6.

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"look sweatheart, the zoo is charging $5.00 a kid and $7.00 for adults, this is the best I can do" :(

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Parents are too cheap to pay for real rides…

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missing child hood ....

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Disneyland hit by economic crisis

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How the heck did that little girl get up there, and why are there childern on top of the ark?? where the heck is Noah?!?!?!

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Be tall and proud!.... Of course on a giraffe that's always possible.

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Great! We need a bigger tie.

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Bloody hell dad why carnt we go to a proper zoo ?

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New mascot for the Big and Tall Men's Store

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ahhhh dad how am i getting down?

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