you know your child is going to be a thug when his first picture looks like a mug shot
I saw Dad with Mom last night. I think he was stealing my milk !
"Stop making those noises. You sound like an idiot. Seriously, I do not sound like that!"
12 hours of labor? I'm going to hear about this for the rest of my life !
Fork off would ya.
If I'm this ugly, I'm moving to Australia!
Where's the boobs?
Looks like my child for sure
What cho lookin' at?
Yikes. The baby looks like it could be related to the cat in yesterday's photo of the day.
My daddy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun!
awwwwwwwwwwwww he is so cute
Why is this woman talking to me like I'm retarded, just take the fucken picture.
"Say that again. I dare you."
i'm so sexy
Oh no!! my mother is a meth monster!!
Get that camera out of my face bîtch
I still can't believe that we all looked like that and one day, that alien looking thing will become an adult and look completely different for the most part..so weird..
"yeah, i got this product 'parents' and i am not happy with its performance. I demand a refund or product replacement"
"Why isn't this downloading?"