Idiots doped up on bath salts and morphine...oh...and love...-.-
I think they're looking at you stalking them from the tree-tops Lush ;p
Oh fudge nuggets... *covers nakedness and flees with the breeze between my knees* =.=
Where did I leave the Prozac?
Do I love her ? Or do I tell her I'm actually into men
How do I tell her I used to be a woman, and recently had a sex change operation?
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a yellow van!
Woman: Hey Steve! If a skydiver fell out of the sky and paralyzed us would you still love me?<br />
Steve: Yeah of course, why do you ask? Hey...do you hear a kind of whistling sound?
"The sky is falling" says the girl " hmm.... you don't say" says the guy
You see Tom! And you thought I was crazy. There really is a hole in our roof.
And then... then we could tell the cats that we're the rightful heirs... creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll rush in disguised as hazmats and the treasure will be ours!!
Is it in yet?
"was yesterdays caption picture boring enough? No, not boring enough, keep working"
Man: Jesus I'm so high I don't remember why she is in my arms.<br />
Woman: why am I laughing? Because Imma baws.
They sure pile it high here on EP!
should i marry her? he's going to pop the question!
NOW WHERE'D WE HIDE THE GOOD WHISKEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!!!!
To fart or not to fart
Um thugh, like we don't know how to kiss. Thugh
shall I ask her ? will she say ..YES ? if only i had a clue !!!
*Lets try to look normal in this picture*
It was a bird! No, it was a plane! No, it couldn't be ...