" i just sharted all in my tights"
About this lesbian adventure, should we just start with 2 of us first, or have an all out **** with all 4 of us?
Discussing Santa at the Christmas show they saw, the 2nd girl says, "If I wanted to wait in line for some fat b@stard to make me promises he can't keep, I will just start dating again !"
LMAO you're gonna get flagged :P
Men in disguise...the exile of the nunnery rejects...
Fifty Shades of Gray - The Movie
A young Marie Osmond confers with possible Mormon converts..."Yes, to us it really is all black and white."
Looking at this makes meI feel like singing uptown girl.
Let's take off our clothes and act silly and marry millionaires!
"All I had to do was give him some sugar and I got this new smurf hat and purse. I'm not kidding"
The original Jersey Shore cast.
This looks like a picture of my mother 30 years ago......
We are only asking for your benefit......Now was it Ned or Nimbus that pushed you in the van?????
Let's have a lickfest and get each other pregnant!
Summer of 1928.
Sex and the city cast without the make-up
How it used to be before smart phones and the web.
I got nothing
This is what we had before the bikini......that guy should have gotten the Nobel prize.
I don't know why Elton John wouldn't sleep with you, you are very pretty.