Mitt romney's grandfather

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it's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts....

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lmao

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Hey uncle frank, You wanna listen to some slipknot?

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"Wooooo Doggy! Better check my Britches! That didn't FEEL like no fart!"

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Son,I need to talk to you about my daughter.....

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"I just sharted"

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"....what do you mean that wasn't a chocolate mint..."

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Hahahah!

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Richard Pollock.

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"My penile implant has been recalled, AGAIN?"

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Haha now he has a little smokey.

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I just ripped a bad one. Boy that stinks!Its drifting too.Talk about cropdusting.

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His lips are glued together with Crazy Glue

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He's a <i>what?</i>

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"Preparation H" don't work worth a ****!

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Never sneeze and fart at the same time!

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" My face turn this way when I think too hard."

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Wesley's dating profile listed flea and tick season as his favorite time of the year...

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I dont always have a neck but when I do.... oh wait

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Hi it's uncle Bob, stop starring at me and get us some beers.

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Nigga, You just went full retarded.

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A face only a mother could love.

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