"u mean tampons are only for women?"..."i gotta find me a bathroom pronto"
Mitt romney's grandfather
it's all sh*ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh*ts....
Hey uncle frank, You wanna listen to some slipknot?
He's the most interesting redneck in the world.
"Stay thirsty, y'all."
"Wooooo Doggy! Better check my Britches! That didn't FEEL like no fart!"
Val Kilmer 2012
Son,I need to talk to you about my daughter.....
"I just sharted"
"....what do you mean that wasn't a chocolate mint..."
"My penile implant has been recalled, AGAIN?"
Haha now he has a little smokey.
I just ripped a bad one. Boy that stinks!Its drifting too.Talk about cropdusting.
And I thought Chris Farley died...
His lips are glued together with Crazy Glue
He's a what?
"Preparation H" don't work worth a ****!
Never sneeze and fart at the same time!
" My face turn this way when I think too hard."
Wesley's dating profile listed flea and tick season as his favorite time of the year...