ran out of gas
I got hit by a car and nobody would stop and help me. I was finally able to struggle and get up on my own. Sorry I'm late.
I'm covered in purple bruises!
I ate my homework cause I was hungry - Nothing to do with the dog this time.:P
because the penguin thought the cucumber would enjoy it?
because i wanted to damn it lmfao
lmfao i thought youd heard them all by now? =D nope on excuses from me hehehe