Lack of will power and easily distracted.
Still asleep!!! shhhhhh....dont wake me up!!!!
It is better to offer no excuse over a bad one.
I need a poo
No need - just going........bye for now!
I am a Human Being?
Swimming in cold water...wait no, I'm a chica !
m so sexy...
I am crazy, for what I have official diagnosis.
No meds helps. I am missing parts of my brain...
Frontal lobs, but there must have been some more damage, for I had general hameridge for more then a week. (Coma, clinical death and all). I am not myself after that.
Oh. I thought you were squinting.
My dog ate my mouse.
im a dragon
Do I owe one?
Don't have one. I'm a bad liar anyway.<br />
Guess I'll take the blame I deserve and be done with it.