I can make beautiful women disappear just by looking at them.
LMAO! It happens in reverse too so don't feel bad.
umm.. is that a good thing or a bad thing?
my fave is making myself disappear,and done so easy, lazy fat *** wife open her mouth about needing things at the store and downtown, i am so good and being gone all day
Turning money into vodka
Hey we both can do that trick!
It's great isn't it!
The one where you start answering questions on EP at 11 pm and then allakhazam! it's 3 am.
The one that the Government uses to make almost all my money " disappear "...
I would like to know it because it always seems to work.
When the White Rabbit pulls the Magician out of the HAT..and then SAWS him in half !
i can make small things rise with two words "im horny"
It's one my grandma taught me.......SMILE........and show a little thigh.
my favorite magic trick is someone else getting question of the day.
on the eve of a solstice you put an egg laying on it's side outside on concrete or brick- then in the morning it is miraculously standing straight up all by it's self! -
The trick were Friday rolls around and my paycheck is already spent. =D
My singing makes almost everyone in the neighborhood come out of their homes with cooking knives, lead pipes, brooms.. ta-dah! Magic?
Levitating to the top shelf of the licker cabinit.
Hocus Pocus..Poof im gone.:)
Payday comes....bills arrive....poof!....money is gone. (Not really my fav)
I can put m fist in my mouth
...do you then pull it out clutching the label from your pants? That would be a neat, though disgusting trick =)
Hahaha whaaaaaaa. Dude!
the one where I could be holding an inanimate ob
My best friends said it was the kind of magic that have something to do with her tongue. Seriously, I dont get it.
The old snake in the box trick.
Not sure if that's the same one I'm thinking of, but I'd need a lovely female assistant to demonstrate.
52 card pickup! Not really a magic trick, but it's magic if the person actually believed you and started picking up the cards!
The amazing disappearing girlfriend is always good for an impact.