My Smile..... ¯_(ツ)_/¯....<br />
Just one simple smile......<br />
It really has magical powers!!!
its the best magic.:)
lets me see your smile magic ;)
Disappearing at my own parties.
I can do this one blindfolded!
Make my problems disappear. I have yet to master that one
well as a budding magican when younger..whilst others were pulling Rabbits from their hats... i was pullling very Hottt Bunnies.. now thats what i call MAGIC lol
making guests at work, think I am so warm and friendly, when really all i want to do is slap the **** out of some of them. that is true magic
When someone accidently sleeps with their ex.. That is pretty magical
It was making my husband disappear!
Making Ep crash
The Joker's pencil trick :D
making a bag of chips disappear , but my expanding tummy might give it away
Wanna see a magic trick?....Alright, take off your clothes and pick a number between 68 and 70...<br />
I like to have "magic sex". . . we ****, then I disappear. . . tada! :)
That one where the bankers make all that money disappear,then get the poor to pay it all back to them,brilliant!
Dragging my sorry a** out of bed every morning...if it isn't magic, it's at least a miracle.
Going to sleep at night .... that's a real trick!
Simple. I can walk down the street and turn into a liquor store!
oh i dont know they were all good and paid well...........oh you said magic tricks....
When my wife gets quiet for longer than 10 seconds when it's just the two of us.
Staying alive in this mad world...takes practice :P
Floating desserts used from magic alone!
Turning a frown upside down.