God Bless You.
24 hour banking? I don't have time for that.
"Is there a name for what's wrong with you?"
YOU, out of the gene pool!
God bless you.
Are you wearing a red tie, or is that your tongue?
Build a bridge and get over it
Thanks captain obvious!
Life is a garden, Don't be a hoe.
Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?
oh my..OH MY!
Just add spam.
Don't make me angry..you won't like me when I'm angry!! :)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
(In response to an insulting funny comment)
Very funny, you should have been a professional like your mother.
What colour is the sky in your world?
Don't call me Shirley!
Kiss My Grits!
"You know they make 2% milk now." - Betty White at Shatner's Roast
are you feeling horny?