I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
One of my many favorites I also enjoy such classics as
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
And who can forget
Fighting for peace is like having S*x for virginity.
And since this is experience project I gotta use the word experience so
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sorry, too much?
that's what she said
He has struck rock bottom and begun to dig
so I said Doc,I can't remember if my wife has alzimers or aids,and he said," drive her down the block and kick her out of the car,if she makes it home,screw her !
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
If I was gay.. and at a bar.. can I push in your stool. The joke has been around for 20 + years
Jokes are for idiots.