I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. <br />
One of my many favorites I also enjoy such classics as<br />
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br />
And who can forget<br />
Fighting for peace is like having S*x for virginity.<br />
And since this is experience project I gotta use the word experience so<br />
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. <br />
Sorry, too much?
that's what she said
He has struck rock bottom and begun to dig
so I said Doc,I can't remember if my wife has alzimers or aids,and he said," drive her down the block and kick her out of the car,if she makes it home,screw her !
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
If I was gay.. and at a bar.. can I push in your stool. The joke has been around for 20 + years
Jokes are for idiots.