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PenelopeParfait PenelopeParfait 18-21, F 10 Answers Mar 1, 2012

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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. <br />
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One of my many favorites I also enjoy such classics as<br />
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<br />
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And who can forget<br />
Fighting for peace is like having S*x for virginity.<br />
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And since this is experience project I gotta use the word experience so<br />
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. <br />
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Sorry, too much?

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love them!

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that's what she said

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He has struck rock bottom and begun to dig

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so I said Doc,I can't remember if my wife has alzimers or aids,and he said," drive her down the block and kick her out of the car,if she makes it home,screw her !

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"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."

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If I was gay.. and at a bar.. can I push in your stool. The joke has been around for 20 + years

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Jokes are for idiots.

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Lmao...excellent response!

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