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Posted by TheConfusedMitch Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:45PM
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
One of my many favorites I also enjoy such classics as
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
And who can forget
Fighting for peace is like having S*x for virginity.
And since this is experience project I gotta use the word experience so
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sorry, too much?
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Reply by smileandwave Mar 2nd, 2012 at 2:32AM
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Posted by L96Arctic Mar 1st, 2012 at 11:15PM
that's what she said
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Posted by DarknessCalls Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:40PM
He has struck rock bottom and begun to dig
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Posted by onborrowedtime Mar 3rd, 2012 at 10:08PM
so I said Doc,I can't remember if my wife has alzimers or aids,and he said," drive her down the block and kick her out of the car,if she makes it home,screw her !
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Posted by GnatFree Mar 1st, 2012 at 11:03PM
"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
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Posted by MikeWinther Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:44PM
If I was gay.. and at a bar.. can I push in your stool. The joke has been around for 20 + years
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Posted by thisisevenlessfunnow Mar 1st, 2012 at 10:38PM
Jokes are for idiots.
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Reply by smileandwave Mar 2nd, 2012 at 2:31AM
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