I think I have a wonderful spleen.
My feet... walked the line with them many years. :)
My back cause of the dimples!
My lifelike skin & bendable limbs.
My eyes because their sort of amber, which is rare. Oh, and my hair too:)
I would say my love handles") and my hands.
The nail matrix on my fourth finger of the left hand. Lol no I'm joking, probably my head because it's got my weird as hell eyes, which are different colors, I've got one green eye and one purple eye, they used to both be green but mum dad punched me really hard once and it turned on of them purple. My head has my brain too, and my mouth and ears which I use to see and talk...and other things...
Yep. Dad got mad cos I told him he shouldn't drink so much, and he started yelling at me. I called him a relentless, useless, lying son of a ***** who needs to shut his dirty mouth cos he was an ugly ******* rodent (I feel terrible for saying that, he's a bit of a peckerhead but he's not that horrible) anyways he socked me in the side of the head and my eye went all wacky and I saw stars and blobs, he was wearing a wedding band and that is what hit me. Turned the iris purple.
I was going to but before I could my dog came flying out of nowhere and bit straight through the back of his knee. My good old dog, a 140 pound Irish wolfhound named Socks. My cousin tried to hit the dog with a shoe to get him off my dad so I beaned him over the head with a can opener, then called Socks to let go. I felt bad cos I love my dad...but whatever.
Yikes! Yeah that's no fun.
My heart...followed closely by my eyes.
this one's easy. My brain which recently earned me an engineering degree and My 7.1 inch long, 2 inch Diameter chocoloate ****. It has given me a very happy life thus far.<br />
I'd have to say my **** since I play with it so much
my pelvic region..
my third leg ....
Each part is important in its own way. I don't play favourites.<br />
But If I had to, I'd say my fingers deserve some credit. <br />
My brain is tired<br />
It needs a nap<br />
Gonna let the fingers<br />
Do the talking<br />
Oh.... brain needs a nap?<br />
well, what about us?<br />
we hope you won't think<br />
we're making a fuss<br />
but you know that we<br />
do all the hard stuff<br />
and we're taking this time<br />
to say "that's enough.<br />
whenever she sweats<br />
we wipe it off<br />
we cover her mouth<br />
whenever she coughs<br />
we do all those nice things<br />
like picking her nose<br />
and cleaning the lint<br />
from between her toes<br />
we change poopie diapers<br />
and wash dirty hands<br />
wipe snotty noses<br />
and handle wet pants<br />
we open all doors<br />
in all public places<br />
where we get stuck<br />
is enough to disgrace us<br />
when she opens a flip top<br />
you know without fail<br />
one of us is bound<br />
to break a nail<br />
we're in hot water<br />
more than we're not<br />
we're so water logged<br />
we're beginning to rot<br />
when brain wakes up<br />
we're going on strike<br />
we'll take a break<br />
'til she makes things right<br />
from now on we want<br />
no more nail-biting<br />
and surgical gloves<br />
for any a** wiping<br />
OOOHHHH...., hi there brain<br />
we see you're awake<br />
we hope you enjoyed<br />
your nice little break<br />
yes, we're ready to work<br />
oh? you've read what we wrote<br />
aahhh, don't sit on us now<br />
it was all just a joke.
My legs, love them haha especially in high heels : )
I like my eyes mostly because my eyelashes are pretty long :)
My Eyes. My only attractive feature.