what the hell is the matter with u ----mom
Life stops for a brief moment.. To evaluate how much you just fvcked up.
Live and Let Live.
Life asked death, "Why do people love me but hate you?" Death replied, "Because you are a beautiful lie and I am a painful truth."
We stop searching for monsters under the bed when we realize they are inside of us.
Charlie Chaplin's "the greatest speech" from The Great Dictator
"a little nonsense every now and then is relished by the wisest of men"Gene Wilder as Wonka
"... the true charm of Democracy is not for the democrat but for the spectator. That spectator, it seems to me, is favoured with a show of the first cut and calibre." - H. L. Mencken (Notes on Democracy 2009 ed. pg. 155)
"Do you know what happens to a handsome guy like me in prison?! It rhyme with GRAPE!!! … It rhymes with grape…"
I have to manny fav quotes!!! Here's a few:
"I always think if you hate someone, that underneath it you still love them, because you have to love them enough to care to hat them..." -Tom Hiddleston.
"Don't tell God you have a big problem, tell the problem you have a big GOD."-unknown.
"Vallians are just like normal people, they scream just as loud... Only diference: no one hears them"-unknown.
"Learn the rules like a pro, so you can brake them like an artist"-Pablo Picasso.
ne of us gotta die, so I think it should not be me"
- Jen Menstruate
I may be a c*** but im not a f****** c***. Also, i like tje one just posted :)