sandals aren't very effective. you need a nice stilleto or a heavy platform.
oh, i'm not advocating such activity. just pointing out that some equipment is not suited to the task. if you've already decided on the task, that is.
Why do guys do things to get women mad enough to respond that way?
In the bedroom for kinky pleasure? I don't know when are men beaten by women? Usually it is the women being beaten by the men.
So we don't break any nails
When we're on a really fun date!
I recommend a steel toe boot that's still on my foot.
was I that obvious? he he
When I was supposed to have cleaned the house but fell asleep on the sofa - six stitches later I figured I'd better not do that again...
Ah it was alright really, she was in the dog-house for the next month. Unfortunately, 4 years later she's wearing the trousers again (well, I let her think so anyway).
'cause we can't punch hard
lol when men say something stupid.