Many men are just as confusing, if not more.
You and me both, it's not just questions it's everything that comes out of their mouths, when you get that one sorted you can write a book you'll make a fortune. I'll be at the front of the queue to buy that.
thats not how women talk. dont be daft
oh you mean in plain dumb english? sorry darling request denied.
Isn't it funny when women take something you say and turn it into something bad?
I'm good at that :D