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When did you first realize you were out of mayonaisse?

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When the tuna bitched and moaned something about loneliness and suicidal thoughts.
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 1:42PM
When it turned out the fig and lime jam pot was actually the mayonnaise jar.
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 1:57PM
hmmm....well i've gotten to old to cut the mustard,,,but....I can still spread the mayonaise :o)
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:13PM
when i left mahon....aisse!
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:22PM
Don't ever have any mayo....I love Miracle Whip...
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:36PM
Never touch the stuff myself. "A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without the tangy zip of Miracle Whip."

Words to live by.
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 2:46PM
every time I crave a turkey sandwich...I like to pound the mayo on, it's become one of my biggest cravings since I got pregnant. I swear we have a mayo thief living in our fridge, just waiting for me to get that craving. lol
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 3:36PM
After I watched "An Officer and a Gentleman".
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 4:30PM
I think it was last week when I murdered the Freezer!

I cleaned out the Fridge and alas, there was no

MAYONAISSE!.....aaaaarrrggh!
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Posted Jun 23rd, 2009 at 4:33PM
To hell with mayo! I prefer ranch or light italian dressing...
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Posted Jun 24th, 2009 at 1:24PM
When I didn't buy it (lol!). I can't stand mayonnaise.
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Posted Jun 25th, 2009 at 9:29PM
Uhhh when I could'nt find it?
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