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thisisevenlessfunnow thisisevenlessfunnow 26-30, M 17 Answers Jan 13 in LGBT

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I'm not sure of your context, but it occurred to me that would be an excellent excuse for refusing to swallow---especially with so-called "pro-life" men ! "Sorry, I love Jesus---I don't eat babies !"

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Can they really be considered babies pre fertilisation?

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Pro-lifers consider the morning after pill, which stops fertilisation from occuring, an "abortion" pill. So the logic is comparable.

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Yeah but pro-lifers are about as butt dumb stupid as humans can get and still be able to form thoughts.

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The scary part is, I was kidding. They're deadly serious. ;)

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LMAO …. “refusing to swallow” ….. never thought of it that way before now …. thanks …. LOL

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I'm not sure that's as far-fetched as it sounds. Think of all that sin-of-Onan, all-sex-should-be-for-procreation, every-*****-is-sacred stuff. (Still, you have to wonder if they consider people who DO swallow to be cannibals...)

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People love Jesus?... (._. )

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I was fed babies the second I left my mother's vagina.

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Like never.... And I'm gay... WTD

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When I realised lamb is much better for eating than for praying to.

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The christards are the baby killers, it says so in the buybull (re: psalm 137:9).



It's called the buybull because you have to buy the bull to believe it.

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2008, right before it was cool.

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I'd say at the age of 5.



I had a rough childhood.

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When I realized that the Book of Genesis was full of crap. Being a young earth creationist taught me that the Bible is not to be taken seriously.

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Please!

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When I learned to stop worrying and love the baby flesh.

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The Christian said to every non Christian. Lol.. Ha.. Not really...

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When i learned Jesus is a joke.

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like way way long ago :o

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12 years ago.

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I don't think I ever loved this mythical Jesus fellow. I've always enjoyed eating babies though.

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