When you start feeling uncomfortable in public

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That was hilarious 😂 On the serious side . . when ever you discover you can't fit into your clothes, or they are too tight . . . that's a big clue!

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Right..I have like 50 T-shirts and maybe 5 of them fit!

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Oh, I didn't realize that you were referring to yourself. Hope you didn't think I was being "crass" because that was not my intent at all.

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No not at all...I fine poking fun at myself..but in all seriousness it's time to drop a few weight classes.

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Oh, lawd! lmao Do they fall to the sides when you lay on your back?

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Yeah and if I jumped off our apartment building they would act as gliders!

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Hmmm...they might be of some use one day.

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Well I sure couldn't commit suicide....I would just drift down harmlessly
"Look out kids..the fat man is floating down again...last time he tried this he landed on a cat!"

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Ya know...you might could earn a little extra cash with that show. I would lose the cat, though...you don't want those PETA people showing up.

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Right gotcha...*replaces cat with small bucket of water*

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You should add leeches.

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Leeches! I'm gonna have to up the price of admission!

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Yes...that's what I was thinking. You should be able to get a good bit more with them in the water...and later on you. :P

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I just discovered my retirement plan...thanks momma....maybe after the leeches I'll go with rattlesnakes!!

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Yeah, but don't put them in the bucket of water. ;)

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That's an early hint

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When I lookad at my security cam footage and said " whose that fat girl?" Ha ha. True. About 25 lbs ago.

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