you can start by buying Quebec and making it all English
Actually, Canada ought o annex Haiti. It would give then another French speaking province, warm place to go in the winter and Canadian bureaucrats and money could straighten out Haiti in two years. It's a win-win
The first time I ever went to Canada I saw a sign that caused me to have a mental breakdown. The authorities said I was staring at the sight, muttering, "it's impossible, it can be done", over and over and over. I was locked away in a Canadian sanitarium for weeks. I still have problems and I'm still haunted by those words, "Drink Canada Dry". It's impossible I tell ya.
Have you heard about "The Amero"?
I assume you have a search engine?