The look on their face says they didn't expect me (slim and fit) to be married to him (very overweight and sloppy).
Same with me.
They think I'm cool as ****, and always want to hang out. Not sure why, but I reckon it's because I get along with everyone.
They wonder what the F is wrong with my mind for being with him. I didn't know him at all growing up and the people who knew him in high school think he's a complete tool and I'm a very caring, compassionate, accepting and understanding person. Let's just say it isn't going to last much longer.
They say that, he got a good one.
They say something like wow, you two are weird and wonderful. What crazy people you are. How did you meet? I just laugh.
ok this is the one that gets the shot