When riding a motorcycle
in the presence of a female
Most of the time if he knows whats good for him LOL
(im only joking dont yell at me :-P)
At all times unless a Female requests him to do so.
when something hard filled his mouth ^ ^
As often as he can.
"Better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt".
"If a man says something and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong"?
when wife shouting
If he's a smart man then most of the time really, as they say silence is golden.
However who really wants to be smart in life, that's boring after all.
Is the Man married? If so...
when he has just had his say and now needs to listen.
Their never shut up, always wants to win and having the last word:)
When he hears the words.......... "WHAT were you thinking!!!???"
when his son is thanking him
Almost always. I've gotten good at it.