June 17th, 1983; I think it was a Tuesday. Jeremiah Pennywhistle and his wife Eveline were discussing the merits of chocolate eclairs versus mint imperials and Jeremiah won the day by cunningly emphasising the chocolate content of the eclairs.<br />
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They hold an annual pageant in his honour to this day, down in Moreton-by-the-Marsh, and many eclairs are ceremonially consumed. :)

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This is hysterical ! :D

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When a woman let him. <br />
We can't help it if you guys are always wrong! ;)

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I think it was the last time a woman conceded because it was time to go play bingo ;-)<br />
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~F~

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Oh Eve what have you done, baked me an apple pie it is so delicious...what are apples anyway. The tree, the tree, the tree of knowledge damn, damn us to hell. You know Steve told us not to taste of the fruit from the tree of knowledge. I can't believe you did this and a talking snake right, he's going to believe that one. We are going to have to get married and he is going to kick us out of here. I got to get a job too. You were wrong end of argument. Adam was right and the rest history according to woman.

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"Then you can pay the bills from now on" 10 second pause *crickets* and win.

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The fact that you used the word "won" leads me to believe you are male.

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the day he buried his missus

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Wouldn't that mean he had to of been right? <br />
Impossible :-P

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I had a couple of male opposing counsel come out ahead in 25 years- gotta give props- sometimes the law or the facts just arent there

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When he wears a black and white striped shirt.Or signs the checks.

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Before his rod could get hard

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