spray farted an old man in a wheel chair, got some recoil

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oh hahahaha
my hahahahaha god hahahahahahaha
i love you
hahaha
true story

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I pulled a sickie saying I had a headache when I really couldn't be @rsed to go to work. 30 minutes later BANG MIGRAINE. :-(

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the time i was jogging along the pier and someone blew smoke in my face and i said all smokers should just be hung to get there quicker and a man cast his fishing line around my neck

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spit my gum out on a sidewalk, 2 minutes later while walking back to my car, I stepped on it.

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it was quite a few years ago. i was walking from the parking lot into a shopping mall when i found a wad of about $47 dollars, all crumpled up. i looked around and there was nobody but me, so i pocketed it and considered myself lucky.<br />
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a few days later, i lost a $100 bill. i found it about a month later, so i guess my good luck finally won out... even if it was better late than never!

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