step one : run out of coffee (madness ensues!) :D
Through the eyes of many creatures humans are monsters...
I am a monster only until I have to pee. Then relief comes.
Every full moon. I don't "do it." It just happens when the moon is bright. lol
I am in the transition of man to woman..but not as you said.
About 20 minutes ago when playing with the grandkids : )
I think I am both all the time. :)
Like around 8am this morning?