When you are in your local pub, do you ever wonder what the conversation is really about, what people are really saying?
Well I've put together a list of things you hear in a pub and what they really mean.
"I'll get this one, next one is on you." - Happy hour is about to end, it's £2 a pint, but by the next round, it will be £3.50.
"You get this one, next round is on me." - I won't be here long enough to get another round.
"I haven't seen you here in a while." - You stuck up c"nt. Too good for your mates are you?
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female) - You are paying more attention to your mates you c"nt.
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (male) - This is ****. I need a joint.
"What do you have on tap?" - What's cheap?
"I've had 10 pints already." - I've only had 3, but need an excuse to why I'm behaving like a fool.
"Excuse me." (male to male) - Get the f"ck out of my way, c"nt.
"Excuse me." (male to female) - I'm going to try and pull this fit bird.
Feel free to add your own....