"Hey ! I haven't seen you here before !" ~ Fresh meat !!
"Bij, come talk to me !"(female bartender) ~ so this other moron will go away...
"you MUST let me buy you a drink." ~ everyone else has said no, thanks.
"I'm heading out, things are getting a bit too lively." ~ The regulars are about to show their behinds, figuratively---and possibly literally.
how 'bout yo momma