Like a cow milk machine? Try the local farm or tractor supply shops.
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it's called a hand and you can get one from the girl at the bar for $25 an hour...........(I'm adding more to goral's awnswer)
I'm sure there are safer ways to fulfill your sexual needs.
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i would look on ebay
At the local "Farmers 'r Us" franchise.