That's a hoot
It's not for sale, but you can get a good batch of it with a great amout of knowlege by visiting a nursing home and spending some time with the residents.
From a good Linux distribution.
that would be convenient... lol
My common sense tells me you can't buy it
Same place you go to get a clue.
You can't, You either got it or you don't.
I have plenty to spare, you can have some of mine.