crop circle made in China
From people who have nothing better to do but build them
stray dogs circling to find the perfect spot to wee wee.
People make them for fun to have a laugh at others trying to figure out whether a UFO made them.
M. Night Shyamalan<br />
He takes his plot twists very seriously. <br />
People coming out of the pub
i missed one by seconds, i was in the front wagon driving along a road on Salisbury plains early one morning. there was no crop circle when we drove by, the rest didn't make it to the site till late afternoon, every one had stopped to admire a crop circle,the traffic jam it caused made the news. the field it was in, is under ministry control. there are electric fences, ground radar, they know if a mouse farts in that field.it just appeared and no one saw it happen.the ministry admitted they were baffled.there is no way all of us in the wagon could not have seen it. it was not there. some are fake and its easy to see how they are made, as children we used to put messages in the corn for fun.
Farmers with one leg shorter than the other.