Planet Earth is way better. Instead of a cream filling, the Earth has molten magma, which is way, way cooler! (Actually it's hotter, but I mean cool in the slang sense.) The cream filling from a twinkie just sits in your stomach and coagulates, but the Earth's magma filling, when it flows out of volcanoes, actually forms new land mass as it cools.<br />
Plus, the spongy outer la<x>yer of a twinkie is just some flour and sugar. It's good only for making people fat. Earth's soil top la<x>yer is useful for growing healthy food for animals and humans to eat and helps them avoid getting fat.
Twinkies are too hype. Joe Louis are still around and they were always better IMO. The earth does not care for the wrappers of any of them though.
Dunno, never ate a twinkie :(