Which hurts more: Getting kicked in the Testicals or giving birth? Why?
184 Answers to "Which hurts more: Getting kicked in the Testicals or giving birth? Why?"
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I am a man who has felt the pain of a well placed groin hit. It's intense, but no man knows the true pain of birth and no woman knows the true pain of testicular assault. I feel that perhaps the men may feel more pain at ONE focused amount of time, which could peak over child birth, but no man will get kicked in the crotch for 20+ hours. The SENSATION of pain could get worse for the men, but the overall pain to bear is probably worse for women. The reality is, women will feel the "lesser" hell for a substantially longer, more intense amount of time. I'd say for 1 instant-Men hurt worse than women; for the real time duration- women endure incomparable pain in regards to men.
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You simply haven't experience the level of testicular pain that an possibly lead to your death, I have. there a difference between getting clipped in the nutz and taking two professional side kicks head on to the balls or some one grabbing them as squeezing with all their might. Also just as not all women experience pain at birth, not all men have as sensitive of nutz.
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well I have no testicles and have never given birth so i don't know.
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It pain since it is psychically impossible for the pain waves of birth to be more intense then the pain wave from severe testicular damage. You need nerves to experience pain dear... The male testicle are simply more sensitive, and send more sensitive wave patterns. Thus Testicular pain can become so intense it sends a man into convolutions and leads to his death! The reason most men would allow women to believe birth is more painful, is they simply haven't experienced the levels of pain that would be more intense. Those who have, are rare or usually die...
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Imagine getting kicked in the nuts. Yes it hurts. But 5-10 min later your back up.
Now imagine squeezing a watermelon through a lemon...Like (5)
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well once my relative thought that jumping in the air AND LANDING ON MY BALLS WAS A GOOD FRIGGIN IDEA i'll tell you it hurt for one hour and i got sick
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May I dilate the lemon to accomodate? Wow your child was the size of a water melon. Sounds like an extreme case of elefantitus.
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to all the women complaining about childbirth pains, maybe you shouldnt have ate the apple.....just saying, blame Eve. Adam did nothing to deserve the pain of a nut tap.
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you're a douche...Like (1)
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Britney it says directly in the bible women get painful biirth for that apple
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Clearly its getting kicked in the balls when i woman has her 1st child a few months or years down the line she'll say to her friends ''i think i want another baby'' now i dont know about any of the fellas out there but ive nver said '' i fancy another kick in the balls'' pregnancy might hurt but its counter-acted by the amazing miracle of a new born baby and im sure conceiving the child felt pretty good whereas getting kicked in the balls has nothing good going for it just gut wrenching pain.
i hope this has answered your question :) C JLike (4)
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I'm a woman. I know that getting punched in the face hurts a lot less than giving birth. I know that getting stabbed hurts less than giving birth. I know that stepping on a rusty nail hurts less than giving birth. I wouldn't wish any of those things upon myself again. Just because an extreme amount of pain is worth its weight in gold doesn't make the pain any less valid or real or extreme.
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Having researched this subject a bit, I find that giving birth is rated at up to 57 dels or deltorphins (or more correctly dols, an abbreviation for dolorimeters) whereas being kicked in the nuts is supposedly rated at up to 9,000 dels. However, this rating was obtained at a Yahoo site and the poster did not site any scientific data or any sites where one could actually verify this information...At any rate, the important facts to remember are as follows: the pain from being kicked in the balls may be severe but it lasts only 20 minutes at most whereas the pain from unmedicated childbirth can last 20 hours or more, and (2) pain is subjective -- what is gut wrenchingly painful to me may only be mildly uncomfortable to you. Therefore, while we can all agree that childbirth and being kicked in the nuts are painful experiences, determining just HOW painful these experiences are is not so easy. In any event, I think that this topic has had as much discussion as it deserves and it's time to move on to something else. I'm totally astounded that it's received so much attention here as it is. Surely there are more important points to ponder, folks.Like (1)
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Strange question, those who know what it feels like to get kicked in the testicals do not know what it feels like to give birth and vice-versa.
But I do know how long some births take... So I would have to imagine getting kicked in the testicals over and over again with stronger and stronger kicks... then trying to **** out a football ... might come close!Like (4)
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I'm sorry, I don't know how to reply, but someone said on here that "a vagina is meant to expand" and testicles aren't. That's ridiculous. Of coarse testicles aren't, they aren't meant to be kicked. But that doesn't mean vaginas expand. You're clearly thinking of the cervix, which dilates. As for the vagina, it streches a bit (which if you've ever stretched your skin far, hurts a lot) and then rips open. But that's not even counting labor, which lasts for hours on end. Yes, USUALLY women have a choice, and having a child is worth it to them, that doesn't make the process any easier. For anyone claiming men don't get a choice in being kicked in the balls, yes you do. Unless you know people who kick you in the balls for fun, you're ******* people off. And if you're getting kicked in the balls more frequently than most women give birth, then you really need to start being a nicer person on average. If people are kicking you in the balls for fun, you need to surround yourself with better people. I'm sorry men, but all your arguments are invalid. Unless someone cites a scientific experiment proving the pain is worse from a kick to the balls, I remain unconvinced. And from the research I have done, I haven't been able to find any legitimate articles that even compare the two.
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Your argument is invalid saying we are ******* people off. How about taking it away from just kicking guys in the nuts even though girls and even guys use it as a defense mechanism when it's not necessary, even if you are mad you have problems if you are kicking guys in the nuts. There's others ways to getting hit in the nuts such as skateboarding, biking, boxing, playing with your big a$$ dog, etc, etc... There are articles showing what the pain of getting hit in the nuts is and there is articles showing the pain of giving birth. Now compare the two and go back to the original question, which one hurts more?
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It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him.
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This one time I ate a LOT of cheese and meat and other junk food for a few days straight without ********, and then I went to the toilet. I swear that **** was at least the size of a pineapple. It hurt soooo bad! I rekon it was pretty much the same as giving birth to a child. It took me like half an hour to get out, and I nearly passed out on the throne. Couldn't walk straight for a week and my bum was bleeding a bit. Still nowhere near as painful as getting kicked in the nuts.
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It has been scientifically proven that at the moment of hard force to the testical region the pain is 10x more painful then child birth. It may subside more quickly (sometimes, depending on amount of force applied) but the pain is in fact far worse then giving birth. Unlucky for you men.
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Don't debate with these women, plain and simple no woman has ever died from birth pain alone. Testicular pain waves can kill you and put you into convulsive shock. Unless women can prove they possess a set of nerve that delivers such pain waves during birth, they can never compare birth pain to testicular pain, not even close!
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Most definitely giving birth. Just because guys get kicked in the balls more often then women give birth doesn't make it hurt more each time.
One of my friends had a sex change after giving birth and he still says he would rather get kicked in the balls 100 times then relive the labour of his child.
And, some people are saying that it hurts less because "the ends justify the means". Well... Just because you WANT a baby doesn't mean it doesn't hurt in the process of labour.Like (3)
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Your friend who had a sex change hasn't honestly experienced what truly getting kicked in the testicles is like. No offence or anything, but the change isn't the same as being born with them. Pain comes from the brain, and the nerve endings in the new pair of testicles are technically dead, and the brain doesn't perceive them the same way. So sadly, there isn't an honest answer for a question like this.
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..First of all, getting hit in the balls doesn't get better as time goes on.. Giving birth does. Second, I would seriously rethink trusting your friends judgement when he.. or she? got a sex change because they obviously have some judgement issues in the first place. It was actually proven through tests that it hurts more to get hit in the balls than to give birth. The pain levels are higher. And the average man experiences the pain of a kick in the balls through life longer than a woman experiences the pain of child birth.. So there ya have it
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I think Robin Williams put it best in saying that unless a man has passed something the size of a bowling ball, they have no idea what pain a woman goes through with birth.
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Wrong, men can die from testicular pain waves, women do not die from birth pain only. Women do not go into convulsions form birth pain, the testicle are more sensitive, this is an undeniable fact.
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I don't think anyone can correctly answer this never having experienced both :)
But experiencing neither I think my unbiased decision I would have to say birth. First of all, you see it coming for nine months, and your labor could last a really long time. And what about twins? Plus you can't get angry about it and strike back. And finally, after recovering, you have to deal with a child for 18 years :p.
If you get kicked in the balls you can send it to America's Funniest and win money :DLike (3)
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Yes you do see it coming for 9 months when you get kicked in the balls you don't see it coming. Also men don't have a choice if they want to get kicked in the balls if someone was going to kick me in the balls and they asked me if I wanted to use protection I would say yes. If you are pregnant you’re to stupid to use protection, or you have agreed to have this pain bestowed upon you in trade for a child. We don’t get anything from getting kicked in the balls but pain and your friends laughing at you. Then on dealing with the kid for 18 years we have to do that to. Then your argument about twins is foiled by the fact that women can only give birth a limited amount of times; we can get kicked in the balls for the rest of our life.
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I have never seen a man stay on his feet after i kicked him. Women can squat down and have a child, a man cannot get up or barely breathe. I kicked this mexican guy that kicked my brother during a fight. My brother went to the hospital curled up tight and had violent pain that lasted for weeks. He had a testicle repaired and I rubbed it for weeks to get the pain down, he finally got married and had a child. The mexican guy that I kicked immediately passed out, i kicked him about 10 more times in the nuts while he was out. He lost a testicle that i ruptured and the other swelled up to 4 times normal size for a long time and he simply could not walk for weeks. He was scared of me after that. I can tell you from what I have seen that a man getting kicked in the balls is a violent pain that can last for weeks and is completely paralyzing horrible pain to them. Women have babies all the time and go on to have more. A man that gets kicked in the balls will do anything to keep it from happening again !!!
Squeeze one real hard and watch what happens to your man.Like (2)
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It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him.
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all you guys are ******* dumbasses you think you're tough **** ohh you can handle getting kicked in the balls. pain for 2 minutes oh my god boo hoo. try squeezing an apple out of your penis hole and see what you think then.
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It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him.
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I would have a child, it doesn't scare me one bit, testicular pain is much worse.
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This looks like kindergarden, who is best! girls or boys!
grow up people please.Like (2)
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If a male recieves enough contact to the balls, they instantly fall over and begin to wince in pain, and if hard enough, can vomit several ounces of blood. Women are in labor for several hours, but they have a ton of medication to be supported on, with the assistance of a doctor. And also, labor gets worse and worse until the actual birth of the child, and it has a time spacing, so there is preparation, while getting kicked in the balls is abrupt and adds to a surprise factor. However, since no men have experienced giving birth, and women will never know the feeling of getting kicked in the testicals, I will just call this a tie.
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No tie, nope not even a competition... It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him. Women just complain more then men...
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You are all stupid. A vagina is ment to expand. My balls aren't. You don't see my nuts magically tuck themselves back into my stomach safe and sound. But a vagina is ment to expand... You learn this in 7th grade health class you monkeys.
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A vagina is only about three inches, and only expands when sexually aroused, to about twice the size. It is the cervix that you are thinking of, which dilates to four centimeters during labour, which is still only about the radius of a baby's head. Which, by the way, is learned in tenth grade health class. Which you clearly never reached.
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I wish people would check their sources before quoting statistics they heard off Facebook or tumblr or whatever. A del isn't even a real unit. There is no general measurement of pain. No two childbirths are the same, so there is no way to tell how much pain it is going to inflict on the mother. Birthing a breach baby with no pain medication would surely hurt a whole lot more than anything imaginable. So stop bickering and research your answers before you state "statistics" that are complete baloney.
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It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him.
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Also please educate yourself: Del is an operator used in mathematics, in particular, in vector calculus, as a vector differential operator, usually represented by the nabla symbol ∇. When applied to a function defined on a one-dimensional domain, it denotes its standard derivative as defined in calculus. When applied to a field (a function defined on a multi-dimensional domain), del may denote the gradient (locally steepest slope) of a scalar field (or sometimes of a vector field, as in the Navier–Stokes equations), the divergence of a vector field, or the curl (rotation) of a vector field, depending on the way it is applied.
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Being a man, I will say that getting kicked in the balls is the most pain I could ever wish to have felt in my life. However your all incredibly ******* stupid, argue over things that have a point, women your right giving birth is agonizing, the "del" unit of pain is a load of billshit. It's all depending on your pain threshold.
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It a simple matter of science. It is physically impossible to experience pain with out the nerves to process it. Women do not possess a set of nerves that delivers the same levels of pain intensity during birth, that men have in their testicles. The pain intensity in the testicle, depending on the damage level, can send a man into convulsions and kill him.
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Actually you are just uneducated: Del is an operator used in mathematics, in particular, in vector calculus, as a vector differential operator, usually represented by the nabla symbol ∇. When applied to a function defined on a one-dimensional domain, it denotes its standard derivative as defined in calculus. When applied to a field (a function defined on a multi-dimensional domain), del may denote the gradient (locally steepest slope) of a scalar field (or sometimes of a vector field, as in the Navier–Stokes equations), the divergence of a vector field, or the curl (rotation) of a vector field, depending on the way it is applied.
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Posted by JanIAm1031 1 Apr 2nd, 2010 at 12:58PM
I was in hard labor without any pain medication for 10 hours while I was giving birth to my second daughter. Now if any guy out there can prove to me that it takes TEN HOURS for the pain from being punched in the nuts to subside, then we can have a reasonable debate.
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