A vacuum cleaner. The lazy ***** can do the washing up by hand surely.
depends if you've used a vacuum before or if you're new to washing dishes. :)
Either or. Then invite me to witness the present opening.
I would be happy to receive a dishwasher or vacuum cleaner if I didn't have either one. So much easier to use a dishwasher then doing it by hand and a vacuum is better than sweeping a wood floor.
Oh. My. God.
new vacuum so you learn to clean
obviously you really don't want to live!