A grumpy old Aussie cricket fan whose wife won't allow him out of the house unsupervised?

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I once watched two elderly ladies get into a cat-fight over the last fresh baked loaf of pumpernickel bread in the display case. It was an ugly scene and raised my respect for the elderly.

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The wife. She's known you longer. :P

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