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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ***, he'll pass a Harley Davidson!'
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 7 Answers Dec 9, 2012 in Community

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Oh, that's poor, Nedster. Even by your standards!

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Vespa's are cooler.........

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holy water

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Boooo! **throws tomato**

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Ooooh very crap from you Ned ! but funny though

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Hahaha

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