The 1st person WAS a stoner who knocked raw meat into the fire by mistake and shrugged and ate it like Otto the Simpsons bus driver ate the radioactive rod Homer dropped. The original stoner didn't get cancer as a result, though.<br />
And no baking diversions - you said "the first person to cook something" - baking brownies came 2nd. Dammit...I think I burnt mine...oh well, I'll eat them anyway. LOL

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Oh bugger my mammoth steak landed in the brighty burny

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I see a woman thinking- FKKK, I just know this is a FKKKn mistake- I'm gonna get stick doing this $#!t for all of millenium

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and getting stuck washing all these dishes!

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...and doesn't the list just go on and on Sista'?!

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Yes, but the list is easier when you're single :)

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Thanks for the BA- I'd write more, but this floor ain't gonna wash itself and these kids ain't getting off to school alone

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The first ever cooked thing was just an accident. A piece of meat fell onto the fire, a caveman tasted it, it tasted really good... thus we have ovens! Voila!

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Okay, but what about the first person to make carrot cake. Raisins, nuts, eggs, flour, and carrots?

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Well... that happened a long time later when humans became more adventurous &amp; far more advanced...

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HiHo honhitler

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