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Who can put a smile on my face?

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Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this...

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...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge.

"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)

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I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your ******* before prison, ..."
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:24AM
I can try ... but I'll doubt I'll actually be able to make you smile now that I'm trying ... I've seized up
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:24AM
I think Leonardo DaVinci could make a fairly adequate attempt.

or the Joker,

depending on your demeanor.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:25AM
Me...
I almost had a head on colision today as I was trying not to check out a guy who was checking me out....in a shopping centre as I got into my car and drove out,. ..I dont know why this happened I am a bit married....I couldn't help myself...he was really cute and..just ended up laughing at me...it was really embarassing....but kinda funny.....well if supidity works for you hopefully you are smiling.....:) feel better...
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:25AM
A man tattoed his wife's name on his love muscle and when he came home and showed it to his wife, the wife said, "Now you're gonna put words in my mouth?!"

Compliments of Gilbert Gottfried.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:25AM
Swoozie put a smile on my face.
How can one be 'a bit married'.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:25AM
Have duct tape and a magic marker .. so its quite possible .. or at worst some sort of taped/penned semi-rictus grin.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 7:52AM
My partner and children always.
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 1:44AM
I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and thought holy mother of plastic surgery..I've turned into my mother over night..who the frig will I be tomorrow!!
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Posted Sep 20th, 2009 at 5:46AM
Sunshine Eddy! If ever you would have a twin, I can call him Sunset Eddy. Is that okay for you? haha
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Posted Sep 21st, 2009 at 4:39AM
ur loved one's
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