When the economy collapses confused Americans disgusted with both parties elect Lady Gaga president. The radical right wing begins forming militias across the country buying up weapons at a furious pace. This revitalizes the economy and a grateful Gaga goes on National television to personally thank everyone for buying weapons and to promote her new line of camouflage fashions.
Three sentences. Short enough for you?
i walk miserably down the dank, creepy ally, fraught with the unbearable desire to fall down for i am too weak....TO BE CONTINUED.
well o. henry was pretty good..
You should read stories by a member here, tak1...GENIUS!!!!! I"ve never laughed so hard. They're told so well and the humor and wit is spot on!
Here is his profile page EP Link Special Steve, Part 1...HILARIOUS. Disney Jail too...a RIOT!
Once upon a time. . . The End.
What does that sign say behind your head?