he did it to get to the other side
There are about 10,000 blocks in this city. (Yes I made that up). I was bound to cross a road sooner or later. Admittedly, I've crossd many in my time. For varying reasons. Some of the most common reasons include...<br />
Going to school...going to work... Running for the bus... Trying to catch a photo of Superman (he really is fast!)... To go to the store, building, or establishment that is across the road from which I am standing... <br />
In all my time, I've never seen a chicken crossing the road, but I did once see a wild turkey. I tried to find out her motives, but she wasn't talking.
I had to pee !:) lol
I've never cared about the chicken, but my main reason for crossing the road is to find my route to inner peace & solstice. Besides, the ocean is right there, the perfect place for me to sit and write. ;-)
The military and homeland security are aware of these renegade chickens and monitoring their activities closely. Other than that they have no comment.
I wasn't going to carry the bomb across the street and blow it up. Suicide bombers are always fowl in my book.
To get to the beach because the parking area is on the other side
Why did the chicken cross the mobius *****? <br />
To got the the same side! <br />
It's a stri p that only has one side.
I am more interested in the one who didn't quite make it. Chicken soup, mmmmmmmmm. Did you note that only a couple of people answered your actual question? The rest answered the old joke.
Yep. They assume more than finish the sentence.