Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford, Peter Gabriel... Then there were three... A holy trinity... Rock of ages. :). But that's just me being flippant.
The lord of the rings is a much better book. I think we should all worship Gandalf, who so loved the earth, he gave his life when fighting the Balrog, and was resurrected to save all mankind!
You should worship the huge breasted, massive assed, big hipped goddess in the sky, with a watermelon for a vagina, like I do.
Didn't know you liked melon pmsl.
Yeah, the bible says god created earth and the universe 6000 years ago, but science has proven that the earth is a lot younger than the universe, and that earth itself is several billion years old. Humans have been around for about 200 000 years, but there have been many species before us. So, take your bible and preach somewhere people are ignorant enough to believe it.
Why would I worship your god over any other? He doesn't even have a signature weapon.
Atleast Thor's got a hammer!!
And he's got no character, no niche. I'd take Artemis any day.
I'd rather worship a huge breasted, massive assed, big hipped goddess in the sky, with a watermelon for a vagina!!
You should take your preaching somewhere else.
Why should he? Everyone preaches anything else they wish , why shouldn't he tell what he believes in? That's the problem with this place no one is willing to tolerate anything but what they want to say.
Alright crazy man, lets see what garbage your screaming out from the digital corner today!!. God is a fictional character. So it doesn't really matter what you think, he thinks about me. Haha and now you're excusing me of banging my husbands wife ?. Sin doesn't exist. Its just a bunch of garbage in your silly little book. There is no evil either. I dont want to believe in god, because there is no god.
**** is awesome, fornication is awesome. ************ is awesome. But I dont steal, I dont murder, and we all lie, and I'm not a homosexual. And homosexuality isn't wrong. Nor is Adultery, its inconsiderate, you know, banging someone else when you're in a relationship, but its not wrong, or illegal. As for being a god hater, I dont hate god, it would be silly to hate a fictional character. That would just be silly, just like loving one. And as for stealing, well sometimes I hide my girls remote, and watch her run around trying to find it, till I admit to her I had it all along!! Its alot of fun. And we all lie, its how you save the feelings of people you dont like.
There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no god's heaven.
But what if you are wrong?
The Voodoo Shark Monkey who rides them magical carpet above the clouds says 'He who quotes the bible is a fricking moron', now, the Voodoo Shark Money is calling you a fricking moron, that's not a good thing, people who are fricking morons will never get to enjoy a sweet rice with him on his magic carpet
creator of heaven and earth.. :0 and all that is in it.
God is spirit