Fake your own death then do a last minute recovery
Put some duct tape on your front bumper like it's holding the light on or something, call in and say you were in a traffic accident and can't make it.
FOOD POISONING.<br />
It's the best excuse simply because it can happen spontaneously, YOU can't be blamed for it, and if anyone questions you about it you can threaten them with gross details. :P<br />
(My coworkers loved that excuse because it also happens to cover the symptoms of hangovers.)
I'm in the same situation right now.I'm meant to leave at 23 00,but ther's no way I'm going anywhere from my lovely cosy room!!! I'm not even gonna bother to phone in with<br />
an excuse.It's sleepy time time all the time!
If that were me I'd be feeling another grannies funeral coming on again. A night shift? 200miles away then....
Ok, Since this is just a mind exercise and you are really going to fullfill your committment...you could have said that the pipes broke in the ba<x>sement.
Tell them you have a yeast infection and cant keep your hands out of your crotch.......hahahahaha
If you call in and say you have SARS... I wouldn't make you come to work.
Say "Sorry. My doctor says I need more sleep so I can't work the night shift. Gotta stay healthy!" XD
I think you should just do it because you said you would. <br />
Maybe they'll let you leave early if things are slow enough.
Oh. Just take an energy drink or something, I guess. A double shift is hard! Hopefully, they'll remember you volunteered when the time comes that you need time off.
Because you're not interested in keeping your job j/k
No joy lol
You have to do it, because you made that mistake to say you would.
Hang in there, you learned something good to know. We all have tried to please others at our expense!