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Dafuq Florida? Why am I even still here?
NaturallyPeculiar NaturallyPeculiar 18-21, F 9 Answers Dec 12, 2013 in Community

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masochists?

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Florida is all sorts of ****** up. What did you expect its a southeastern state. It sounds more like a god thing.

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Pfft. It may be a southern state but we're not infamous for cousin kissing like in Alabama where it's legal to marry your first cousin.

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All of those states are fu.cked up. Every single one of them. They're either fu.cked up or extremely fu.cking a$$ backwards.

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Florida is weird. Trust me, that's were I live. But at least we're not West Virginia.

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And we're warm and toasty in December. Or at least I know that mid-southern Florida is.

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Yeah but that can be a pain. It was 80 degree where I live yesterday. Plus having to walking across campus for classes in the summer sucks.

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Same here. I'm okay with it, because I rather it be 80 than be 40. Ah, that's true.

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I just wish for something resembling winter. I remember that winter four years ago when it got really cold. That was amazing.

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True, but I was like 90 lbs then and I froze my arse off, because I don't have proper winter clothing. Though sometimes cold fronts are pretty nice.

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Haha I used to walk around in short in that weather and people would look at me as if I was crazy.

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You are crazy. Pfft. Though I get cold easily so...

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I am crazy. I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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My handle fell off...

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A toast to the handle-less people.

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Hello, free Acupuncture!

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Double penetration! It's a fabulous idea! *starts barry white* time to look up some porcupine pictures.... *coils hand*

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>.> I forgot that you like animals.

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Only as pets... *thinks to self... "yes...a perfect lie.."* lol

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Well I got conned into marrying a goat. Fvcking a porcupine isn't too far off.

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But a porcupine would be more painful, no? Also I'm a sexy goat so no one blames you.

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I guess you could shave the porcupine. At least, it can't get pregnant with sadistic babies.

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Good luck with getting close enough to shave it without getting quills in your arms.

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A full knight's armor helps. But then again, I'm Superman.

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Yeah... women need to shave more.



Sorry, but I don't know what the **** you're talking about- unless it's related to women who don't shave on a regular basis. These questions confuse the hell out of me.

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No... That would be called mating with Chewbacca or a Yeti.

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Hmmm. Ok.

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Well, it the perp was a *****........then maybe?

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You have to try it first, then conclude its a bad idea. But if no one ever dared to try it we would never be sure.

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Well... there's a law in Florida making it illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine... So some sick bastard has done it I'm sure.

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Nature

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I'm talking about human beings... Which makes it more disturbing.

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