God, for inventing ****
well not exactly.... lol
Well at least His work made it possible
Aw I wa gonna say "God, for sex"
P0rn > sex. Even single and married people can have it lols
I amaze myself with the excuses that I invent and never the same one used twice.
Cool, huh? Micky :))
Charles Goodyear, who invented the rubber vulcanization to produce condoms.
The person who first processed coffee beans ,to drink;I'm not sure who did it,but they deserve a statue!
You need to thank the people in Yemen for that.
Huzzah for Yemen!
Tell Obama to call off the drones.
No problem,I think we gotta get out of the region
the inventor of wheel.... perhaps the human evolution started from then onwards!!
The guy that learned how to split the atom. He deserves it all! Look at our I-pods, flat screens and sh!t!
Toilet Paper is the greatest invention......
Marconi for wireless communication