There is no man in the moon, it's all a conspracy
there is no man in the moon. Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese.
Well let's see now....as the story goes he was a little old man that worked for Borden's...who milked a cow named Elsie...and then made cheese out of the milk so he could make the moon with the cheese...if you look at a full moon on a clear night you can actually see him. Why else would the astronaughts bring Ritz Crackers to the moon? To eat them with the cheese!!!
So nice when a professional astromoner answers a question.
Ummm Or is this an astrologer? Is there a difference?
if its only him on the moon maybe he has no gender:)