You really need to work on your sales pitch.
You know craigslist works a hell of alot better than ep.
Maybe you're just have a low night, but you're not exactly bad looking. I'm sure you could foster some agreeable relationship with a change of pace. Go join a club or change coffee shops or something.
Any type. If you're religious, go to church; if you like to sing, join a choir; if you like setting things on fire, join an arson hobbyist group. I don't necessarily mean a dance club, but if that's your thing, hit those up as well.