You really need to work on your sales pitch.
You know craigslist works a hell of alot better than ep.
lol christ why dont you make full size posters and go around your town and post them saying all this lol
Im sure there's someone out there for you, love takes time.
You could start by loving Your self?
Maybe you're just have a low night, but you're not exactly bad looking. I'm sure you could foster some agreeable relationship with a change of pace. Go join a club or change coffee shops or something.
Any type. If you're religious, go to church; if you like to sing, join a choir; if you like setting things on fire, join an arson hobbyist group. I don't necessarily mean a dance club, but if that's your thing, hit those up as well.
you are seriously looking to hookup, aren't you? i suppose i've got one more in me. msg me if you want to skype.