Who was first? .... Good Joke...?

Who was first?A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit frustrated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, 'Well, i guess we finally answered THAT question,'

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hehe.... that is the best answer i've ever heard to that Q!!!!

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bekkylou	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 3:05AM hehe... good one! Rated: +2Vote for this!
butterflying	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 2:52AM LMAO =] Rated: +1Vote for this!
essendon	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 2:54AM I think it would be funnier if the egg was the one smoking the smoke. Rated: +1Vote for this!
guru4u	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 2:54AM LMAO hard !!!! Rated: +1Vote for this!
atasteforsufferin g	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 2:55AM very cute Rated: +1Vote for this!
avibot	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 2:55AM hahahahhahhh.. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Frankenface	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 3:00AM Wait, if a chicken were screwing an egg, wouldn't that be akin to **********? Rated: +1Vote for this!
LetMeGo2	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 3:05AM HA! HA! GOOD ONE! Rated: +1Vote for this!
wanderingbutnotlo st	Posted Nov 7th, 2009 at 3:30AM You have collected the cheesiest of jokes I award you the Cheese of the Night award!! Bear it in good health!! Rated: +1Vote for this!

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