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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things?

and drink what comes out"?
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People back in the day learned by watching and paying attention to stuff. Whoever started probably noticed that babies were drinking the milk and how healthy it made them. This is how they learned about other stuff too, like which plants were edible and which were poisonous. It isn't really that confusing.
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Posted Aug 18th, 2009 at 7:50PM
Ohhhhhhh no. You disappoint me now. This isn't new to me at all :(
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Posted Aug 18th, 2009 at 7:56PM
What about the guy that ate the first egg? Hmm I think I'll eat the next thing that pops out of it's ***.
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Posted Aug 18th, 2009 at 7:52PM
Probably a guy whose girlfriend wouldn't let him get past first base.
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