The phone does a lot of different things. I don't know about yours, but mine only does what I tell it to do. If it does something stupid, that's because I made a mistake.
these names are made by tech-heads who often lack emotional intelligence - to them smart is just about being able to crunch numbers logically
Smart Phone means you need to have a PHD to be able to use one.
there are smart phones and these smart phones are used by stupid people, that's why they're smart because those who own them are stupid for the most part.