The phone does a lot of different things. I don't know about yours, but mine only does what I tell it to do. If it does something stupid, that's because I made a mistake.
these names are made by tech-heads who often lack emotional intelligence - to them smart is just about being able to crunch numbers logically
Smart Phone means you need to have a PHD to be able to use one.
I've got a smart phone...<br />
Unlike me, it didn't get married....