I don't cook eggs well unless they're scrambled, but I make great biscuits and gravy and ham, egg, & cheese on a bagel. :)
Sure...what do you want?
Hold on - I'm opening up a big can of Whupass just for you!
Ok I will, as long as you clean up after and make the bed....oh, and the laundry needs done and the floor vacuumed too, please! ;D
You're a big boy now--I think you can do it yourself.
If you just want coffee, then sure~